A FACEBOOK SURVEY1. Do you like blue cheese?
Nope (and I'm not too big on green fuzzy cheese either)
2. Have you ever been drunk?
Uh, ya maybe once or twice (if you know better shhhhhhhh)
3. Do you own a gun?
No
4. What flavor of Kool Aid was your favorite?
What do you mean WAS??? GRAPE
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Not yet ... but I'm getting to the "bend over and drop them" age and that makes me nervous!
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
The food right??? Like em ... the actual "yap yap" hot dogs??? ANNOYING!!!
7. Favorite Christmas movie?
Elf ... a classic
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Because a cold beer gets things ... oh, WHAT do you prefer to drink in the morning? I thought it asked WHY ... uhm, I'm gonna go with Coffee!
9. Can you do push ups?
You mean the exercise huh? Yeah I can BUT I'd much rather do Push-ups the ICE CREAM!
10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
I'm gonna go with tongue stud ... I don't have one but I knew a couple of people who did and I gotta tell ya I'm a big fan! (that is jewelry right???)
11. Favorite hobby?
Meeting people with tongue studs ... not a hobby??? OK, Scuba Diving!
12. Do you have A.D.D.?
No I wouldn't say that I think ... wait, what was the question?
13. What's your favorite shoe?
SHOE??? Really??? Favorite shoe???
14. Middle name?
Growing up I thought it was "That F$%KING KID" ... found out it's actually Scott
15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1. 44 odd things huh? Couldn't be 15 Odd things?
2. Thinking "what the hell was I just thinking"
3. Shit, maybe I do have ADD
16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Coffee
Gatorade
Pepsi
17. Current worry?
That I still have 27 damn questions to go!
18. Current hate right now?
I don't really hate anything right now but the hot dog question got me thinking ... why do you have to buy 12 rolls when you only get 8 hot dogs? Who the hell did the math on THAT one?
19. What do you wish for in the coming year?
That I have a better social life so I don't have spend my time answering 44 odd questions about myself!
20. How did you bring in the New Year?
Same as I did last year ... drunk & naked except this year I wasn't at Wal-Mart
21. Where would you like to go?
Back to Wal-Mart but the judge said not for another 5 years
22. who are the people who will complete this?
People with way too much time on their hands!
23. Do you own slippers?
Yeah ... fuzzy blue ones (you're right that is kind of odd huh?)
24. What color shirt are you wearing right now?
What I gotta be dressed??? 1st Wal-MArt, now here too?
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Did it once and woke up in the kitchen ... and satin boxers??? Very ... uhm, "comfy" but not recommended for funerals! That's a whole nother story for a whole nother list!
26. Can you whistle?
Funny I used to only be able to whistle with my lips but since my divorce I can now whistle through my asshole too!
27. Favorite color?
Blue (like the slippers not the cheese)
28. Would you be a pirate?
Let's see ... they drink rum, sleep with lots of woman and don't work very hard ... shit I think I already am one!
29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
"I'm a little tea pot..."
30. Favorite girl's Name?
My FAVORITE GIRL is my daughter Falicia but my favorite girls NAME is Helga!
31. Favorite boy's name?
I gotta go with Helga again!
32. What's in your pocket right now?
Sunshine! Yup ... I got a pocket, got a pocket full of sunshine! (not really but I bet you'll be singing that song for the next 5 minutes!
33. Last thing that made you laugh?
Number 32
34. Best bed sheets as a child?
Really we should have stopped at 33 ODD things!
35. Worst injury you've ever had as a child?
Concussion from going head first through the wall ... which, funny enough, was right AFTER I woke my mother up with my 1st (and last) home-made "garden hose alarm clock" ... now you see where the "F#$KING KID" name came from!
36. What are your plans for the future?
Plans? Future? Uhm, I'm gonna play the ADD card on this one!
37. Do you walk around the house naked?
Only on laundry day ... see I figured out if you don't do laundry naked then you're never really done!
38. Who is your loudest friend?
There was this girl I knew ... oh wait, loudest FRIEND ... uhm, Varano!
39. How many dogs do you have?
What is it with you and Hot Dogs?
40. Does someone have a crush on you?
If they do LET YOURSELF BE KNOWN (unless your name is like Dave ... then let's just keep that to yourself, thanks)
41. What is your favorite book?
Wally Lamb "She's Come Undone" (I know CHICK READ, but it was in the bathroom, I started reading it and got hooked, what can I tell ya?)
42. What is your favorite candy?
Holy SHIAT only 2 questions left!!! Yeah uhm, Kit Kat ... next question....
43. Favorite Sports Team?
I know womens jello wrestling isn't considered a REAL sport but it SHOULD be ... I'm going with PATS!
44. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Love & Rockets "I'm So Alive"
Nope (and I'm not too big on green fuzzy cheese either)
2. Have you ever been drunk?
Uh, ya maybe once or twice (if you know better shhhhhhhh)
3. Do you own a gun?
No
4. What flavor of Kool Aid was your favorite?
What do you mean WAS??? GRAPE
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Not yet ... but I'm getting to the "bend over and drop them" age and that makes me nervous!
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
The food right??? Like em ... the actual "yap yap" hot dogs??? ANNOYING!!!
7. Favorite Christmas movie?
Elf ... a classic
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Because a cold beer gets things ... oh, WHAT do you prefer to drink in the morning? I thought it asked WHY ... uhm, I'm gonna go with Coffee!
9. Can you do push ups?
You mean the exercise huh? Yeah I can BUT I'd much rather do Push-ups the ICE CREAM!
10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
I'm gonna go with tongue stud ... I don't have one but I knew a couple of people who did and I gotta tell ya I'm a big fan! (that is jewelry right???)
11. Favorite hobby?
Meeting people with tongue studs ... not a hobby??? OK, Scuba Diving!
12. Do you have A.D.D.?
No I wouldn't say that I think ... wait, what was the question?
13. What's your favorite shoe?
SHOE??? Really??? Favorite shoe???
14. Middle name?
Growing up I thought it was "That F$%KING KID" ... found out it's actually Scott
15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1. 44 odd things huh? Couldn't be 15 Odd things?
2. Thinking "what the hell was I just thinking"
3. Shit, maybe I do have ADD
16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Coffee
Gatorade
Pepsi
17. Current worry?
That I still have 27 damn questions to go!
18. Current hate right now?
I don't really hate anything right now but the hot dog question got me thinking ... why do you have to buy 12 rolls when you only get 8 hot dogs? Who the hell did the math on THAT one?
19. What do you wish for in the coming year?
That I have a better social life so I don't have spend my time answering 44 odd questions about myself!
20. How did you bring in the New Year?
Same as I did last year ... drunk & naked except this year I wasn't at Wal-Mart
21. Where would you like to go?
Back to Wal-Mart but the judge said not for another 5 years
22. who are the people who will complete this?
People with way too much time on their hands!
23. Do you own slippers?
Yeah ... fuzzy blue ones (you're right that is kind of odd huh?)
24. What color shirt are you wearing right now?
What I gotta be dressed??? 1st Wal-MArt, now here too?
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Did it once and woke up in the kitchen ... and satin boxers??? Very ... uhm, "comfy" but not recommended for funerals! That's a whole nother story for a whole nother list!
26. Can you whistle?
Funny I used to only be able to whistle with my lips but since my divorce I can now whistle through my asshole too!
27. Favorite color?
Blue (like the slippers not the cheese)
28. Would you be a pirate?
Let's see ... they drink rum, sleep with lots of woman and don't work very hard ... shit I think I already am one!
29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
"I'm a little tea pot..."
30. Favorite girl's Name?
My FAVORITE GIRL is my daughter Falicia but my favorite girls NAME is Helga!
31. Favorite boy's name?
I gotta go with Helga again!
32. What's in your pocket right now?
Sunshine! Yup ... I got a pocket, got a pocket full of sunshine! (not really but I bet you'll be singing that song for the next 5 minutes!
33. Last thing that made you laugh?
Number 32
34. Best bed sheets as a child?
Really we should have stopped at 33 ODD things!
35. Worst injury you've ever had as a child?
Concussion from going head first through the wall ... which, funny enough, was right AFTER I woke my mother up with my 1st (and last) home-made "garden hose alarm clock" ... now you see where the "F#$KING KID" name came from!
36. What are your plans for the future?
Plans? Future? Uhm, I'm gonna play the ADD card on this one!
37. Do you walk around the house naked?
Only on laundry day ... see I figured out if you don't do laundry naked then you're never really done!
38. Who is your loudest friend?
There was this girl I knew ... oh wait, loudest FRIEND ... uhm, Varano!
39. How many dogs do you have?
What is it with you and Hot Dogs?
40. Does someone have a crush on you?
If they do LET YOURSELF BE KNOWN (unless your name is like Dave ... then let's just keep that to yourself, thanks)
41. What is your favorite book?
Wally Lamb "She's Come Undone" (I know CHICK READ, but it was in the bathroom, I started reading it and got hooked, what can I tell ya?)
42. What is your favorite candy?
Holy SHIAT only 2 questions left!!! Yeah uhm, Kit Kat ... next question....
43. Favorite Sports Team?
I know womens jello wrestling isn't considered a REAL sport but it SHOULD be ... I'm going with PATS!
44. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Love & Rockets "I'm So Alive"
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