My Bucket List ... kinda.

This is another Facebook type survey that landed in my inbox. It's a list of things and basically you just put and X next to all the ones you have done. It really only made me realize how much I HAVEN'T done in life ... but then again maybe that's the intention.

There are also some more "about you" type questions at the end that I had fun answering so I hope you enjoy!

Here we go ...

BUCKET LIST

( ) Been to Europe
( ) Been on a cruise - Only if the ferry to Martha's Vineyard counts!
( ) Gone on a blind date
(x) Skipped school - but I never skipped TO school!
(x)Watched someone die - used to be an EMT ... seen it a few times
(x) Been to Canada - Yeah, it's like another country up there!!!!
() Been to Mexico -
(x) Been to Florida -
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost (yeah I was lost on a plane to Mexico and ended up in Florida ... go figure)
(x) Been on the opposite side of the country
(x) Gone to Washington , DC
() Been to Vegas
(x) Climbed a lighthouse
(x) Swam in the ocean
() Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Done illegal drugs - you mean in the last 24 hours?
(x) Played cops and robbers - it was more fun as a kid I will admit!
(x) Flown a plane - Microsoft's Flight Simulator counts right?
() Owned a boat -
( ) Watched grandchildren grow
(x) Recently colored with crayons - It calms the voices in my head
( ) Been to the Kentucky Derby
() Been to Key West
(x ) Been to a rodeo - Yee F-ing Haw Y'all (AND I used to own a Rodeo ... Isuzu that is!)
(x ) Sang Karaoke - The more you drink the better I sound!
(x) Paid for a meal with coins only - I can't remember but I'm gonna bet I have more than once in my life!
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't - Yeah, including filling out this!
(x) Made prank phone calls - yeah, I'm the one that keeps calling everyone with the 2nd notice that their auto warranty is about to expire!
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(x ) Been kissed under the mistletoe ... man do I miss my mistletoe belt buckle!
(x)Watched the sunrise with someone -
( ) Seen the green flash at sunset? WHAT?????? Do I have to take any of the illegal drugs mentioned above to see this??? Serious IS there a green flash???
(x) Blown bubbles - I know I know ... he's back in town looking for me ... ha ha ha
(x) Gone ice-skating
(x) Gone to the movies
( ) Owned a convertible


And now the questions:
Any nickname - Lynchy, Biz, Asshole and the newest one from the ex... "worthless piece of shit" got a nice ring to it don'tcha think!

Body Piercing? LEFT ear that is STILL open because many moons ago a friend we'll call Denise pierced it after she had me hold an ice cube and a clothes pin on my lobe ... and to answer your next question, YES i was drunk!

How much do you love your job? My job is COMCASTIC!

Birthplace? vagina

Ever been to Hawaii ? nope

Ever been to Africa ? Only at Epcot Center

Ever eaten just cookies for dinner? No, but I did spend a wild weekend with her once in New Hampshire!

Ever been on TV? Yes, most notably was my ass on an episode of Cops ... my ass I said, you know BUTTOCKS!

Ever steal any traffic signs? Steal??? I wouldn't say STEAL, but I did "find" a few

Ever been in a car accident? Yeah, but I slept right through it ... unlike the guy in my passenger seat.

Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle? 4

Favorite number? 13 Weird huh?

Favorite movie? Untouchables & Scarface

Favorite dessert? Mojave ... oh wait ...

Favorite food? STEAK

Favorite day of the week? I dunno ... I'll go with Wednesday

Favorite brand of body wash? I have a penis therefore I have NO IDEA what you mean by body wash ... you mean SOAP?

Favorite smell? The ocean

How do you relax? RELAX???? Remember the illegal drug thing??? KIDDING!!!!

How do you see yourself in 10 years? in a mirror unless something new comes along

Furthest place this message will reach? Probably some Psychiatrists desk in an attempt to prove I'm incompetent to stand trial.



So that's that ... is there REALLY a green flash at sunset or is someone messing with me?